Star Trek has given me unrealistic expectations about the sexual compatibility of aliens and humans
I’ll be honest…I don’t want a career. I don’t want to work. I want to be LEFT ALONE and paid for it.
Me, when a sci-fi introduces a desert location: SHOW ME THE WORM
*giant sand worm burst from the ground*
Me: YESSSSSSSS
here’s a great text based game illustrating how immoral it is to be a billionaire
it’s also fun to play
Me: Why do we have the phrase “bone dry” when bones spend most of their time being very wet?
Roommate: Hmm, maybe because when you touch a bone it feels really dry? Bones are porous, so they actively suck the moisture out of your fingers.
Me: That’s so much more unsettling than my original question, thank you.
quit arguing marvel vs dc!!! we ALL know which is the greatest and most imaginative superhero movie of all time. it’s megamind.
There was definitely a time in our history where we as a people had to choose between Despicable Me and Megamind and we collectively chose wrong
okay i know this is my post but holy fuck you’re right
childishzombiejellyfish
i always think it’s somehow hilarious how every person i meet have met a trans person
my partner lives in the German countryside and there’s a few people here who probably never in their lives have heard the word trans (never mind assume that we exist)
it’s just interesting how many people I’ve met (just over this christmas) and I don’t come out to most people I only meet once.
Many people say they’ve never met a trans person and most of these people would say that, but I’m like sneakily there catching them in the lie
ninja-trans
